{New*} Funny Diwali Jokes, Funny Cartoons, Clipart 2017

Funny Diwali Jokes Memes – So finally the season of festivals have started. There are lots of fun and happiness you people are having this time. Every year, new jokes for Diwali are one of the most shared content over Internet. People like to share funny stuff on Deepawali i.e. Funny Jokes, Diwali Clipart, and Happy Diwali Jokes etc. Now, in this article, we are going to satisfy your hunger with all kind of Diwali Funny Stuff. 1st let’s check out what we are going to provide you with the list

Now, you are having the list. You can download all or select anything as per your choice. You don’t need to search here n there. Everything you are having in a single article. Now, let’s start with Diwali Jokes. Happy Diwali

Happy Diwali Funny Jokes SMS, Funny Messages 2017:

Who don’t like to laugh after seeing something hilarious? Diwali is the perfect occasion to share happiness in the form of jokes and SMS. You can use your Facebook account to get in touch with friends living other places. You can share funny Diwali images through your FB wall, tag them in the photo and you will see so many likes, comments and share on a picture after some time. It is the best way to show your love and concern towards your friends online.

Another thing, you will send messages, happy Diwali funny jokes with emoticons through FB messenger. Now a day, Messenger is providing so many innovation features like emoticons, GIFs, funny cartoons, Mood cartoons etc. You can make your simple messages to an impressive joke. Add smileys; add mood cartoons in Diwali Jokes and your will get “WOW!” or “Hahaha” from another side.

Now you must need some Latest Deepawali Jokes and images to share. So following we have new jokes SMS for you –


अमिताभ बच्चन – “मेरे पास Rocket है,
कोटी है,
चकरी है,
अनार है,
मिर्ची बोम्ब है,
तुम्हारे पास क्या है ?”
शशी कपूर – “मेरे पास
मेरे पास… मा…
चीस है ।

लगा दूँगा सभी पे तो कुछ भी नहीं बचेगा…


Funny Diwali Jokes in Hindi

में आशा करता हूँ कि,
इस दिवाली के पावन मौके पे,
दिपावली के अलौकिक प्रकाश से,
तुम्हारे दिमाग में कुछ उजाला हो…

तूम इंसानो जैसा बर्ताव शुरू कर दो…


This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….










Santa Banta Diwali Jokes 2017


Santa: How does a married man
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place
Happy Deepavali 😛 😛 😛



Happy Diwali Funny Cartoon Images, Clip Art for Free 2017:

Everyone likes cartoons. When someone creates cartoon for humor, it seems very cool. Thanks for the artists who have made such an amazing Diwali Funny Cartoons. You can share these pictures through Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter, Instagram, add appropriate tags like #Diwali #Funny #Photo #happydiwali #Joke etc and you will get millions of reach and share on that image.

Images here…


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Happy Diwali Funny Messages for WhatsApp, Funny WhatsApp DPs 2017:

WhatsApp is one of the most popular social networking apps. This Diwali, share as many as funny stuff through WhatsApp. Send funny Diwali 2017 Messages, Jokes, Funny WhatsApp images to friends.

There are some cool WhatsApp Emoticons for Diwali also available which you can get by updating your WhatsApp messenger.

1st of all do one thing – create Diwali 2017 group on WhatsApp, add your close friends in it and start sharing funny jokes, Diwali funny memes, santa banta jokes, funny images with friends. You will see that image will get back to you after couple of hours. It looks really cool when we share something and that thing got so much shared further and someone shares it with us again.


Your eyes shimmer like a Phuljharri;
Your nose as shapely as an Anaar;
Your ears as beautiful as Chakari;
Your eyebrows shapely like a Pencil; Hair braided like a beautiful Larri;
Your personality takes off like a Rocket;
And your body is simply a Bomb.

Happy Diwali to a scintillating Patakha!


Look Outside
It’s So Pleasant!
lights Smiling 4u!
candles Dancing 4u!
angels Singing 4u!
fairies waiting 4u!
b’coz I Ask them 2 Wish



Aapke life mein
mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise!!!

…..Shubh Deepawali!


Happy Diwali Funny HD Photos, Diwali Memes for Facebook 2017:

Now a day, memes are something very popular in youth. On 3oth October 2017, your Facebook wall will be filled with Diwali Memes and funny pics. Your friends upload memes and joke images on the regular basis, they tag you in a picture and you can’t avoid it.

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